I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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