i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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