Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
