I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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