I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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