There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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