i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
