So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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