i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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