i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just invented taco cereal.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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