I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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I need you to use more vowels.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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