I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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