We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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