Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You can't just leave with hair like that
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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