dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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