Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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