I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
