Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
