I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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