You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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