So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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