We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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