How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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