I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
