he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
