Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
