I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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