You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
