So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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