Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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