normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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