id be glad to
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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