Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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