Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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