2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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