He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Congratulations! We have a period
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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