Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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