i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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