Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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