I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize