everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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