put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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