Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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