If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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