So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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