I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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