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(770): View more from Georgia

I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.

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(404): View more from Georgia

What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?

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(239): View more from Florida

And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?

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(360): View more from Washington

We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.

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(816): View more from Missouri

... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.

(314): View more from Missouri

I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.

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(614): View more from Ohio

And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...

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