Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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