Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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