Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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