their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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