And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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