It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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