Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
