so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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