It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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