God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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